Pick-up Lines

U know how corny guys can get when they try to pick girls up, using all these realli chauvanistic phrases. They all deserve a slap in the faces! Anywayz, i've dug up some pick-up lines from the net...some are funni, but sweet...
(Hand a girl a rose.) "I just wanted to show my rose how beautiful you are."
"If I was a puppy would you let me follow you home?"
"God was showing off when he made you."
"You'd look great in my prom picture."
"Baby, your eyes shine like the sun when you smile."
"You know those long walks on the beach everyone's always talking about? We should take one sometime."
"The course of true love never does run smooth. But that's okay, 'cause I'm looking forward to a long, bumpy ride with you.""You said you had freckles -- those are beauty marks."


...chauvanistic, egoistic... *disgusted*
"You have monkey wrench eyes; everytime I look in them my nuts tighten."
"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel."
"So, uh, what's your ZIP Code?"
"Hey, kitty, how do I make you purr?"
"Your body is a wonderland. Can I be Alice?"
"Hi, my name's Justin. Justin Credible."


...and some are just plain cheesy... *rolls eyes*
"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous!"
"Are you Moroccan? 'Cause you're ma-rockin' my world!"
"I tattooed this bar code on my arm so you could check me out."
"Can I have your phone number so my roommates know where to reach me in the morning?"