Zombie Attack!!!!!!!!!

Last night while lying on my bed, I had this presleep nightmare [u kno...like a nightmare that occurs before u drift off to sleep] and i was thinking, wat if the world was invaded by zombies? Where would u run? U might think this is funni somehow or rather, but trust me...if it ever happens, ur gonna be the last one laughing. This thought only crossed my mind when Ben brought it up one night on mIRC. He goes he read something about a man who died and came alive again seconds later. Yes, gullible as I am, I believed him. And I did a little research of my own. Sure enough, I found the article!

Here's wat it says:~

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.


The result? Resident Evil 3: Reality Earth

Do u dare tell me u are not scared? That ur not petrified and shovering in ur boots? That u haven't alreadi peed ur pants halfway through reading that article? I'm telling u, this is no joke...if anything, I suggest u prepare for when that day arrives when u'll be running for ur life. There's also a test i suggest u take, to see ur Zombie Survival Quotient.

**Here's wat i got on the test**
The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test:
Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 70%! Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive


P.S. I heard in the "Land of the Dead" movie [coming out in theatres soon], zombies can swim O_o!! Freaky?! Yea, I reckon..


Some other things to help u get started for ur road to zombie survival:
http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/
http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/
http://zombies.insertdisc.com/mattcordes/
http://www.deadzombie.com/deadzombie-index.html
http://www.loris.net/zombie/
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/4/18/153047/155