Disgusting + SHOCKING!

Just wanna note a word of advice that if u can't handle extreme 'graphic' descriptions [or may have a too imaginative mind], I advise u to refrain from reading this post coz it is very very disturbing [and disgusting! :( ]

Message Warning: If you have a weak stomach don't even consider reading the following story. You will never look at seafood the same way.

Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life.

One morning around 5am, 22 year old Susan
DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke
up with a painful need to urinate. At first
she thought she had diarrhoea,
but when she stood up out of bed, she realised
that it was urinary pain.

It was very similar to the feeling of having
diarrhoea, just out the wrong
hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon
sitting on it, her vagina erupted
into the most horrific messy farting noise
anyone has ever heard.

In paralysing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next
few minutes continued to push
and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of
wretch and filth while she
gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.

She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours
called the police. When medics arrived they
found Ms. DeLucci unconscious lying on the floor
of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath
robe.

Running down her leg, was a stream of brown
and green syrup. The medic had to transfer
her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg
which was bent crossing her other leg, to
straighten her out.

She was lying there all twisted up. When he
lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he
exposed her vagina at which point a creature,
no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way
out of her genitals and landed on the floor with
a wet popping sound.

Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that
was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing
of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat
there on the cold floor gasping for water
while flipping itself back and forth.

The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he
felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face
down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so
horrific that to this day he cannot look into
a toilet without convulsing.

The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby
brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at
a furious pace.

If you think that is bad - wait until you hear
how it happened:
Ms. DeLucci's death was the result of a
combination of shock and severe head
trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain
and when she saw what she had done, she
went into shock and fell, smashing her head
on the toilet and then on the floor. It is
believed by police that two nights before the
accident she had purchased a live lobster at a
fish market.

While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the
creature's tail into her vagina to derive
physical pleasure. At that point, she held a
lighter under the creature's face causing it
to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion.
The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the
VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in
front of the tub.

* The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage
can wrapped in a paper bag.

* Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on
the lobster along with pubic hairs that had
wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail
joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned
with the same fuel used in lighters.

* The lobster's digestive track and colon were
found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings.

Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them
(they are common in the water at fish markets
and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and
the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's
vagina when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp
only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was
only four days away from getting her period.

Doctors also believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle,
her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud
shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular
"Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US.

Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud
shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes!!!

You can imagine the pain she was in when she
woke up that morning and gave
birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her
toilet.........

*ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*

Oh, just to enhance the experience, i thought I might just post some pics of mud shrimps for u *LMAO* [Like some other person said in their blog...that lady got self-pwned!]




Just some other stuff I found...
Dr Delia on 1/30/2003 9:02:45 AM said:
As a doctor, I can verify that the account given above is medically possible. As to the mental state of the woman I can only guess that she suffered from an acute form of unibipolar disorder which prevented her from forming meaningful anthro-centric relations.