I must be old :(

ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I think I must be getting old! :( This happened yesterday but so anywayz, I got dressed and everything and I was even early OUT the door [normally, i'd be 5-10 mins late], and then I looked through my bag for my train tickets after seeing a tram ran past in front of my apartment. I searched through and realised that it wasn't there! And I wouldn't ever ever board a public transport without a ticket in case I got caught and fined $200+ by the stoopid inspectors. But anywayz, I didn't have enough coins for it either [don't u just hate that?], and u'd probably be wondering why couldn't I just go back up.....well, the lift works with a keycard, and after u've gone back down, u can't go back up UNLESS u have the keycard, and me being ME I had ALSO left my kaycard back in my apartmentwith the ticket [as I had put it in my jacket pocket the day before]. Opting for my one & only choice [my sister had alreadi gone to uni], I called up the 24 hour service management who manages my apartment propety to see if they could somehow get down to my location and help me access the lift. They said they could....for 30 BUX!! WTF?! SID I'd fork out $30 just to have someone push a button for me!! Then they said they'd check out if one of their staff [cleaners, i think] were on their wayto the site for cleaning and could let me back up. So I said OK. After that, I waited for like ....20 minutes for one friggin guy to finally turn up and take me up to my floor. And in that time finding nothing to do, I had taken my Japanese textbook out to read. -_-" AND THEN, I rushed into my apt and my room, I rummaged through my bedsheets and my piles of clothes and was starting to get nauseated that I'd probably left it somewhere else....like in the 30+ bags I own -_-; Then I double checked my bag which I was using at the time, and guess wat?? Yup, both the leycard and train tickets were IN my bag. Then it somehow struck me that the book that I had taken out earlier was the last book I had put into my bag thus strategically hiding both crucial items. >____________<" And so comes my story of me being old and totally absent-minded. Oh, and I was also late to class by 55 mins. AWESOME! >_>

P.S. Dammit! I think my teacher may be a bit pissed at me coz I'm NEVER early for her class....I guess she won't be accepting my completely true, yet utterly stoopid story? x_X

P.S.S. I missed first hour of class, so that means I had also missed out on my dictation test...bye bye 1% of final mark. T_T